Recently I was eating shortbread. I love shortbread and when I was in the store, I was quite taken with mini shortbread cookies in the form of Scotties. Being the dog lover I am, I had to have them. However, when I sat down to munch, something occurred to me. I tended to eat the heads first and then the rest. Hmm, should I do that, or eat the tails first, or crush the whole thing at once like a trash compactor? It was a conundrum.
All of this brings us to my true question. Easter is over, but I want to know whether you eat chocolate bunnies ears first or tail first. I’ve always gone for the ears myself, and I guess that is in line with my current Scottie head-chomping situation.
I asked around and most people were ear-people and ate the heads first, but one friend told me he liked to eat the bunny butt first. When he told me that I was speechless. I am never speechless. I mean, this was just wrong on so many levels! First, oh hell there is no “first” that I can type here! Like I said: wrong.on.so.many.levels!!!
What really shocked me was that I had a friend who was a bunny-butt muncher. What did that say about me? We’re still friends, but I look at him differently now. Why couldn’t he just be a rabbit decapitator like the rest of the world?