I’m not sure if I shared this fun fact about Walter, but if not, it’s time I did. Don’t tell him I mentioned this or he might be embarrassed. What am I saying? Walter is never embarrassed. Walter doesn’t care what the world thinks of him. Not one iota. He just goes about doing his Walter things, in his Walter way.
This particular Walter thing embarrasses me, however. You see, when Walter gets very excited, he pees a little. Or, depending on the situation, he pees a lot! When someone he likes comes to the house, he will jump up and down ecstatically while sprinkling the floor with pee. This is very embarrassing. Especially if it happens when a stranger comes to visit. Someone new can be rather surprised to see a Great Dane pee in excitement! How do you say to someone: “Hey, he likes you! Look at that, he peed!” Yeah, it’s not something I brag about.
That’s bad enough, but this wouldn’t be much of a story if it ended there. A quick mop-up and an apology can usually remedy that problem quickly. But if he gets too close to the person coming in the door, he’s been known to pee on their foot! I am not one who likes to entertain, but having my dog pee on a guest’s foot is going a little too far!
But that isn’t the worst of it. Now I will say that this is probably not all Walter’s fault. Mostly, but not all. I’ve often written about the gal who comes to clean/landscape/dog sit for us. Wendy is a marvel. And Wendy loves Walter. More to the point, Walter LOVES his Auntie Wendy. He gets very excited when he sees her. We have already ascertained what Walter does when he gets excited. You know what’s coming…
Now, this is where I have to explain why this incident wasn’t completely Walter’s fault. Wendy likes to play with him and get him all worked up. She will pretend to step on his toes and chase him around. There have been vacuum cleaner wars and games of hide and seek. They will be all over the place as they play. This particular time, Wendy reached down for a dog toy and that was so exciting that Walter took his chance and peed on her head! This behavior would normally embarrass me no end, but I think she asked for it. She knew how he is and she knew the risks of playing with him like that. I might not have been terribly sympathetic. Actually, I might have laughed uproariously.
But this wasn’t the ‘crowning glory’ of Walter’s urinary indiscretions. Not long ago, Walter had to go to a vet he normally doesn’t see. He needed a quick, minor procedure done and she took him out back to perform it. A few minutes later the tech returned him to me and he was all happy. Since he wasn’t used to this vet, I asked how it went. The tech said: “He peed on her head!” I’m not sure what kind of relationship this tech had with the vet, but she said it with a big grin on her face. After a very embarrassing moment, she tried to reassure me that it happens all of the time. Somehow, I think she was just trying to make me feel better. I mean, how many dogs would do that? How many could!?
Do you know how hard it is to skulk shamefully out of a vet’s office with a bouncy Great Dane riling up all of the other patients? There was no uproarious laughter this time. Walter was happy as can be, but I was the one leaving with my tail between my legs.
Walter, Walter, Walter….. (hopeless sigh)
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Now you know why I am the way I am! He’s a trying one, that’s for sure! Nice to see you, btw. Any misbehaving appliances lately?
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All quiet on the appliance front.
…. Too quiet, perhaps??
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I just got a new toaster/air fryer/convection oven. I figure with all of those functions, I’m just courting disaster. Of course, that made me think of you!
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Okay, I’m officially more afraid of your appliances than of mine. 😱
I mean, what could possibly go wrong??
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I’m thinking I could end up air frying a lasagna or something and then it would rebel!
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The oxymoron potential is limitless!
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The moron potential certainly is!
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Haha haha… how did I not see this before?
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You need one of these things, if only for more blog fodder! Actually, after using it for a few days, I think it’s brilliant!
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Oh sweet Walter…the boy just can’t help himself. His excitement seems to just spill over. 😂😂💗
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You are too funny! 🤣😂
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LOL!!!
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Very funny! You should try to get Walter his own show or movie, like Beethoven or Marmaduke or Scooby Doo. I would definitely tune in for that!
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Well, Marmaduke and Scooby Doo were both Great Danes so I guess there is a precedent.
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Exactly! And ever since Scrappy Doo joined the show and ruined it, people are starving for Great Dane humor.
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Who is this Scrappy Doo of whom you speak?
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Oh lord..
Your dog really is the spitting image of Jacob reece mogg…
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Well, we do live in Somerset county so… I had to look him up and was amused to see the connection.
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looks just like your pooch see!
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I’m not sure if that’s a put down for him or Walter! haha!
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OMG!! I almost peed myself on myself! Hysterical! What’s more, is that Walter looks like a Mr. Human. That dog ain’t normal but oh… what a wonderful way to be. I also didn’t realize you had a tail. Which may be why Walter is beside himself in this photo. LOL!
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You know about my tail!? I thought I kept that secret! haha
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You just revealed it!!! Lol! 🤣🤣🤣
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Damn it! You tricked me!
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🤣😅
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This is sooo hilarious Linda. I never have enough of Walter’s stories. 💙
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He certainly gives me enough to write about!
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There is perhaps a book in both your future.
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Walter is a one of a kind! LOL
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Let’s hope so!
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😂😂😂😂You know, I bet that was not the vet’s worst day!!
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I think you are right! 🤣
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Poor Walter. He can’t help what happens when he gets excited! Poor Wendy!! I’m sure the folks at the vet’s office have seen, heard and experienced it all so I don’t feel sorry for them! Haha! 😀
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“Poor Walter” Everyone says that. I should be “Poor Linda, I don’t know how she handles all of the suffering Walter puts her through!” Or something like that. Feel free to paraphrase. 😉
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Lmao! Poor Linda! Walter must be a real handful! I imagine you probably wouldn’t know what to do without him. 💜
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That’s better! Except for that last part. 😉
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It’s hard to think about life without our furkids. 😦
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Naught but funny Walter! 🙂
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