Guest in Jest #94 Sham

This week’s  “Guest in Jest” guest is  Mohamad al Karbi’s little daughter Sham.  You can see his blog here

 

Here’s Sham’s joke:

A farmer invited his friend to visit his farm. There were sheep at the farm; half of them are white and the rest are black. When the friend saw the sheep, he asked:

– Where do these sheep sleep?

– Are you asking about the white sheep or the black ones?

– The white

– They sleep at the barn of the farm.

– And the black?

– They sleep at the same barn too.

– What do you feed these sheep?

– Which ones do you mean, the white or the black?

– The white ones

– I feed them so and so

– And the black ones?

– I feed them the same.

– Which doctor is checking on the sheep?

– Which ones are you referring to, the white or the black sheep?

– The white ones.

– Dr. John Due

– And the black?

– The same doctor is checking on them too.

– Why are you keep saying white and black then?

– Because the white sheep are mine.

– And the black?

– They are mine too.

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