Hello! I am Molly!
Some of you will already know me from my visits to Uncle Darren’s blog at Artyplantsman. Uncle Darren has encouraged me this time to write for his friend Linda. (What he actually said was ‘Push off and pester someone else for a change’ but I know he didn’t mean it really.)
Anyway, Uncle Darren’s wife Aunty Susan somehow thought I needed this ‘brain training’ toy for Christmas:
Me? Brain Training? I am flabbergasted! Cheeky humans! Look at the keen intelligence radiating from me!
So I thought I would offer a tip to other dogs caught in this insulting situation:
Apparently what happens is that your pet human fills this here ball with doggy treats and leaves a small hole open. We are then supposed to bat the thing round the floor like this until treats drop out.
The treat is our reward for being clever and for providing said human with amusement.
However, I have a tip based on observation:
Look cute but bewildered (basically channel your inner Labrador – unless you actually are a Labrador in which case I assume someone with a brain is reading this to you, LOL)
Your human will then seek to demonstrate the device for you by shaking and pushing it around the floor for you. When the treat drops out you still get to eat it! They get the work – you get the treat and the amusement.
When they wander away shaking their head in despair is your chance to pin the dratted ball down and chew your way into it for the rest of the treats!
Calling all Pets!
Tell your human that you want to submit a guest post here. Have them send it to mainepaperpusher@yahoo.com and your friend Linda will publish it so everyone will get to know you and the crazy things your humans do.
Thank you Linda, for distracting her for a while😄❤
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Haha, but not for long, if I know her! Walter has a toy similar to that. It’s one of those giant Kong things with a hole for treats. He just figured out how to unscrew it so he could get all of the treats at once. After that, I knew he didn’t need any more brain-enhancing toys! He’s learned to open doors and unzip things. Nothing is safe unless it’s a minimum of 8 feet off the ground.
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😂😂
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And then he might get Dee Dee to give him climbing lessons…..😉😄
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He can already snag things seven feet off the ground. He does NOT need climbing lessons!!
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Go on. You know he wants to! 😉😊
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Arggh! After tonight, it will be a miracle if he gets any lessons at all. We are both exhausted.
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It was fun then? 🙂
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It was horrendous. He was on his worst behavior. ‘Worst’ being a relative term. Only one more of Intermediate and four more of Advanced. Snowstorms made them overlap. Stupid snow…
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Did he eat the poodle?
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Not yet. He’s afraid it will traumatize the other poodle in the class who he likes very much. Imagine this, a poodle named Hemi! You don’t see a poodle named after a macho truck engine every day, that’s for sure.
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Hemi is also Greek for ‘half’. It isn’t a particularly short poodle by any chance?
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Nope, not short at all. All I can imagine is the response of the judges when he is shown. I can never call him by name without having a bit of a chuckle.
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Never have a dog that is smarter than you are, that’s a cat’s job.🐈🐉❤
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Hahaha!
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I still maintain that she is training you, my friend. 😊
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Oh this was one of the funniest post since a while 😄😄😄😄
She’s smart huh?
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Such a sweetie!
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LOL! yep, that’s how it would go in my house.
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Soooooo cute!!
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Molly tricked you again😂🐶🐶🐶🐶She is far too clever….
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Molly is very clever! She knows how to work the crowd! Treats are abundant 🐾💞
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Lol! Well Molly, that was quite the quip at those Labradors!! 😂
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Haha, we had a Lab/Golden mix once named Woody. After a while it was plain that he wasn’t the smartest pup so we started calling him Woodhead. He was a sweetie though.
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I have the same experience. Susan’s sister had a huge black labrador with very very little brain. Adorable dog but it amazed me she could even walk and breathe at the same time she was that dim.
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Woody loved to swim. We would go to the lake and he would happily go out and swim…in a tight circle…endlessly. He had the whole lake to swim in but no…tiny circle. Duh!
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Susan’s sister’s lab was the same. she was a rescue dog. First day they got her she ran off down to the beach and spent an hour in the water attempting to sink mooring buoys before she could be coaxed back.
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Sounds about right!
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She is very cute. I love this type of dogs. And very lovely post too, Linda 🙂
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Darren does a great job of narrating Molly’s deepest thoughts, doesn’t he? hahaha
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🙂
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Ha, ha… Well done Molly. That should teach your uncle Darren a lesson. He taught he was untrainable! I have heard certain kind of humans are more difficult to reach due to their genetics. But you have solve this problem and succeed to get what you want out of your human’s behaviour. Congrats!
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Apparently I am trainable, but only by cunning and devious females. Such is a man’s lot in life…
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Knowing where you stand is half the battle. 😉
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I have a big smile on my face right now! 💚
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Wish I could see it😍
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Hahahaha I used to love demonstrating these in pet stores to show owners just how long their dogs can stay occupied. Molly seems very smart however so maybe not distracted for too long 😉 Great post!
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So cute!!
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