Are You All Mad?

I’m not quite sure how it happened, but I’ve amassed 500 followers.  Normal people would thank their followers and be humbled, yet proud.  I’m not normal.

It’s not that I don’t appreciate my followers, I love them!  Do I thank you?  I do…oh so very much!  Am I humbled and proud?  I think more than anything I’m bemused and confused…and thrilled!  What truly strikes me is the mindset that pushes someone to hit that “follow” button after reading something ridiculous I’ve written.  Are you all mad!?

Then the reality sets in.  Not only am I not normal, but my followers aren’t either.  What other explanation could there be?  How does it feel to be part of half a thousand abnormal people?  I truly hope it feels fine.  I truly hope you know how much I enjoy you, your blogs, and your comments.  I truly hope you never reach normality because you might find that “unfollow” button and that would sadly prove you have.