Quick and QWERTY #11

Idiom:  Flash in the pan

 

This one comes from Catia at Novus Lectio

 

– RAT!!!
All the cooks looked at once and saw the rat trying to escape.
– Catch him!!
But for them it was like flash in the pan

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Quick and QWERTY Idiom #11

Here’s a fresh idiom for everyone.  Have fun!

Idiom:  Flash in the pan

 

 

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Here are the rules…in bullet points…because they are so much quicker to read:

  • I post an idiom as a prompt …when I have time.

  • You write a humorous post, in 25 words or less…when you have time.

  • Any style is acceptable…all of the time.

  • Send post to me at mainepaperpusher@yahoo.com …as time allows.

  • I publish each post here as they come in…when I have time.

  • We all read whatever posts we have time to read.

 

Don’t forget that you can still use the previous idioms.  There is no statute of limitations!

Quick and QWERTY #10

Idiom:  Everything but the kitchen sink

 

This one comes from Michael at Afterwards

 

Darren winced opening the soothing ointment.

“Where’d you do it ? ” gemma giggled.
“More a case of where not.  Everywhere but the kitchen sink I reckon.”

Quick and QWERTY Idiom #3

Here’s a fresh idiom for everyone.  Have fun!

Idiom:   Everything but the kitchen sink

Want to be a Quick and QWERTY guest?

Here are the rules…in bullet points…because they are so much quicker to read:

  • I post an idiom as a prompt …when I have time.

  • You write a humorous post, in 25 words or less…when you have time.

  • Any style is acceptable…all of the time.

  • Send post to me at mainepaperpusher@yahoo.com …as time allows.

  • I publish each post here as they come in…when I have time.

  • We all read whatever posts we have time to read.

Quick and QWERTY # 7

Idiom Prompt:   Close, but no cigar

The blogger who wrote this would like to remain anonymous.  It does not fit into the humorous theme, but it is so well done, I had to share.

Waking

Head pounding, stomach churning.

On the pillow: dried tears and vomit.

On the floor: pill bottle – empty.

Still alive.

Disappointed.

Close but no cigar.

 

 

 

Want to be a Quick and QWERTY guest?

 

 

Here are the rules…in bullet points…because they are so much quicker to read:

  • I post an idiom as a prompt …when I have time.

  •  

  • You write a humorous post, in 25 words or less…when you have time.

  •  

  • Any style is acceptable…all of the time.

  •  

  • Send post to me at mainepaperpusher@yahoo.com …as time allows.

  •  

  • I publish each post here as they come in…when I have time.

  •  

  • We all read whatever posts we have time to read.

Quick and QWERTY #6

 

Idiom Prompt:  So close, but no cigar

 

This comes from Catia at Novus Lectio

I was standing under the porch when I saw Him in tuxedo walking out the door, so close, but no cigar in hand this time

Want to be a Quick and QWERTY guest?

 

Here are the rules…in bullet points…because they are so much quicker to read:

 

  • I post an idiom as a prompt …when I have time.
  •  
  • You write a humorous post, in 25 words or less…when you have time.
  •  
  • Any style is acceptable…all of the time.
  •  
  • Send post to me at mainepaperpusher@yahoo.com …as time allows.
  •  
  • I publish each post here as they come in…when I have time.
  •  
  • We all read whatever posts we have time to read.

Quick and QWERTY Idiom #2

Here’s a new idiom for you all.  I hope you like it!

 

Close, but no cigar

 

Want to be a Quick and QWERTY guest?

Here are the rules…in bullet points, because that’s quicker to read:

  • I post an idiom as a prompt …when I have time.
  •  
  • You write a humorous post, in 25 words or less…when you have time.
  •  
  • Any style is acceptable…all of the time.
  •  
  • Send post to me at mainepaperpusher@yahoo.com …as time allows.
  •  
  • I publish each post here as they come in…when I have time.
  •  
  • We all read whatever posts we have time to read.

 

Feel free to continue using any previous idioms.  There are no time limits.

Quick and QWERTY #5

From Michael at Afterwards

Idiom Prompt:  Quick and Dirty

 

I once had a dream where Usain bolt made me dress as a rabbit and he dressed as a tortoise carrying a dildo.  Tables turned.

 

Want to be a Quick and QWERTY guest?

Here are the rules…in bullet points, because that’s quicker to read:

  • I post an idiom as a prompt …when I have time.
  • You write a humorous post, in 25 words or less…when you have time.
  • Any style is acceptable…all of the time.
  • Send post to me at mainepaperpusher@yahoo.com …as time allows.
  • I publish each post here as they come in…when I have time.
  • We all read whatever posts we have time to read.