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You know those people who apologize to their dog for leaving the house, yep that’s me. When I leave for work I explain that momma has to go make biscuit money. My husband just mentioned he is a little jealous of the dog.
I have always said if humans could love like a dog, this world would be a much better place. Scientists have said the feeling of love we get in the early stages of a relationship is what a dog feels when we arrive home after a long day. The happiness they express as their tail knocks everything over in sight and their little backend shakes uncontrollably…now that is love. I don’t see any other hiney shaking for me…just sayin.
I have always been a dog person. I love the devotion, love, and friendship that is built between an owner and dog…really though I think the dogs own us. Have you ever seen, The Secret Life of Pets? I really think this happens. If you are a pet owner, its a must watch. I always try to imagine what goes on while we are away. I think Esme and Walter “Dog Talk” while Linda and myself are away. You can see by the picture, I captured some shenanigans going on.
My sweet Esme is a black german shepherd. She has such a beautiful soul. Her tender heart and fierce love truly is the greatest gift I could ever receive. They always say you don’t get the dog you want, you are gifted the dog you need. We were gifted with her sister, Ester, for five years before she crossed the rainbow bridge. They truly were sisters, fighting and grumbling one moment and protecting each other the next.
With that said, I love reading quotes about dogs. Here are a few of my favorites:
“You can always find hope in a dogs eyes.”
“Home is where someone runs to greet me.”
“Everyone thinks they have the best dog, but none of them are wrong.”
“Love. Wet Noses. Sloppy Wet Kisses. Wagging Tails. Full Heart.
My wish for you is to know the love of a dog. If you have the opportunity adopt a dog, you will not only change their life, it will change yours!
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