This week’s “Guest in Jest” guest is: Chasing Snowplows
Did you know you when you die you can have your ashes crushed into a diamond? I am SO IN. I live for the day (ok, I guess I die for the day) this goes down:
Random person to Jessi “Ooooh what a pretty ring!”
Jessi: “Thanks, it’s my mom!”
Random person: “Oh, you mean your mom left it to you?”
Jessi: “No. It IS my mom.”
Random person: …
I also told Sean he needs to make me into a pinky ring. Because the thought of him sporting me as a pinky ring makes me laugh. Do you think if I stay kinda fat, they can get at least 2 rings outta me? Hmmm…. it’s probably more about the bones, huh?